Fun on board and ashore...

[Roedspaetten]

A scene from the old Danish Cult-movie about life on-board the old steamer MARTHA. It is very important to wash your hands before sitting down at the table and have something eat. Here it is the Martha´s chief steward who checks the donkey-man's standard of cleanliness..

[Roedspaetten]

But as you can see there are also lots of serious truths in them

[Roedspaetten]

Shit always runs downwards never upwards

[Rick R.I.P.]

Fun on board and ashore......

[ray bloomfield]

I could say on my first night home after being away for a couple of months my ex wife used to cook dinner dressed like that but I wont

[ray bloomfield]

But she did

[Rick R.I.P.]

Originally Posted by ray bloomfield

But she did

.....Hi Ray,no doubt you were similary attired- and with your boots on,of course.

[ray bloomfield]

No way Rick IIRC the seats were made of leather, bit chilly

[Roedspaetten]

The Captain – The Chief Engineer – The Chief Steward

“The Captain”
Starts up knowing everything about nothing, and as time goes by, he knows more and more about less and less, until he finally knows absolutely nothing about everything.

"The Chief engineer"
Starts out knowing nothing about everything, and as time goes by he knows more and more about nothing, until he finally knows everything about nothing.

"The Chief Steward”
Starts up knowing everything about everything, but as time goes by he knows less and less about more and more, until he ends up knowing absolutely nothing about everything.

[Roedspaetten]

Sorry that I dozed off Sir, but I am fully awake now...